100910 - it's not ironic, it's obvious

I hate that chicks can't have beards. Well, I guess they can, but they look a little odd. If it wasn't so strange for girls to have beards, I would already have a full on Albus Dumbledore beard. I am hardcore.
In unrelated news, I think there is a bruise on my eyelid. It hurts every time I touch it.

I wore my formal uniform to school today for the second time this year. My mother has finally acquired me a formal skirt and now I may be forces to wear it three times a week. Don't give me that look, you have no idea how bad our formal uniform is.
For one- the shirt is white. It rained today. White shirts plus rain equals...Yeah, you get the picture.
Two- we have to wear these dorky black shoes. Not that I do, I wear the fake black converse I got a while ago. They're faded and look horrible but they're quite comfortable.
Three- if you have ever tried running in formal uniform you would know that it is pointless and stupid.

I "borrowed" my brothers iPod touch and since I know his iTunes password I downloaded a few apps. I'm not sure how to delete apps though, so he will probably chuck a tantrum when he gets home. It's worth it though, I have a fish tank (which is a total rip off of Fish World on Facebook but I like Fish World so it's okay) and I just sold four fish. There's one left and it's a goldfish.
When you tap the screen the fish run (swim) away from where you tap. Right now I am traumatizing my fish. Poor fish.

I'm really sick of the girls at my school who think it's necessary to wear five layers of foundation every day. For a starters, orange faces and white necks are not attractive in the least and secondly, who even has that much time of a morning? I hardly have enough time to straighten my hair (possibly due to the fact that I refuse to get out of bed any time before eight) let alone do make up. I don't see why people even bother with make up for school, it's just school.
I honestly think people look better without make up. Everyone.

Solitaire really hates me at the moment, I haven't won a game in about an hour and my win percentage has dropped.
Games played: 600
Games won: 216
Win percentage: 36%
Those statistics will probably change by the time I'm finished writing this blog.

Random question:
What was one lie you told someone?
I just lied then, I told someone that I wished for peanut butter at 11:11. I'm sorry, don't hate me -smiles-.